*Clarification: The Polly Pockets accessories didn't get in my eyes. (I see how unclear that was now that I've reread. There goes my attempt at brevity.) I'm organizing the playroom this week and those things are so eensy-teensy I can barely find them. Seriously, I've almost jumped up and screamed at least a dozen times because I thought a shoe was a bug. That's why I might go blind, because I'm straining my eyes so to see the dern things.
Now, who would like to know how I know number 1??
- Suave deodorant does not work.
- Polly Pockets accessories might make me go blind.