work with me

Addi: "Look! Mommy has the biggest shoes, I have the second biggest shoes, and Libby has the third biggest shoes!"

Libby: "Mommy! I have the third biggest shoes!"

Me: "Yes, yes you do!"

Me: (under my breath) "Otherwise known as the smallest shoes."

Addi: (in a pseudo-whisper, with hands waving) "Mommy, work with me! I am trying to make her feel good."

Didn't I feel like an insensitive jerk!