A picture is worth 7 words

I had a lady look at me this morning and say, "Wow! What are you due like tomorrow?!"

I smiled politely and said that my due date had actually been Monday.

Then I came home, walked into my bathroom and saw this:

Sadly, I realized I have no other options since every one of my maternity shirts does this now and I've gotten rid of all my, uncomfortable to me, full panel pants. Just for fun, I think I'll say I'm not due for 2 more months to the next person who asks!