He's all mine, Ladies.

B: Are you pregnant?
Me: Noooo, why?!
B: Aren't those maternity pants you're wearing?
Me: Uhmm, no.

Good to know I've been walking around in pants that made others debate whether to ask me my due date or not. :) For the record, I have on yoga pants with a foldover waistband, but I don't like to fold over the waist, so Bryan thought that part was the front panel of maternity pants. Nice.